sheeriosnotcheerios:

"pull your pants up" said no one ever

rnackenzie:

www.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).com

jawlinesandcheekbones:

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asian:

zackisontumblr:

obamamama:

my mom said that if this gets 100k+ notes she’ll let me fly to Massachusetts and force zackisontumblr to reblog everyones posts 

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when this hits 100k notes i’m making him reblog my selfie and you should too

virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

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heliolisk:

laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere

Women do not have to:

clemlin:

vegankatie:

  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.

BLESS.

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

hentaiphiliac:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

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